imagine spock attempting pet names after he learns about them
'hello, sticky sugar substance' 'honey, spock. it's honey.' 'i have been thinking about you, infant' 'you mean baby, spock' 'you are attractive today, baked goods' '…did you mean muffin?' 'saccharine face' 'uh, sweet cheeks?' 'good night large father' 'OH MY GOD SPOCK YOU JUST CALLED ME BIG DADDY'
It’s a metaphor,you see.You put the killing thing between your teeth and it still fucking kills you.goddammit john green
so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway
THIS STILL DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE, EUROPEANS
this is from last year but it’s almost time for eurovision again so excuse me but i’m reblogging this
"sometimes a country gets tired of losing and starts sending stuff like this" literally the definition of finland, this is all we do in eurovision
When is it this year? I’ve completely shut out everything about this out this year ‘cause we’re hosting it and everyone is taking it so serious and it makes me feel sososo embarrassed.
I don’t know which song we’re bringing this year but I just want to apologize beforehand, I’m so very sorry
This sounds ridiculous. Why do you still do it if no one likes it??
the penalty for not watching and/or disliking eurovision is exile
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr
Do you have any idea how fucking scary and brilliant this is at the same time?
Prototyped - MSPA Style
Oh yes, the sexiest character in Homestuck